The Blingdom of God: Up the River Jordan

Religious blingmaster to the stars, Jacob the Jeweler, has just been arrested on charges of money laundering for a narcotics ring.

Posted by jat on June 16, 2006 01:40 PM | Permalink

Woah. Didn't see that coming. Really. I smell opportunity - Maybe I can get Jay Z and Rocafellas to wear my vintage jewelry now.

Post a comment