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Up the River Jordan

Religious blingmaster to the stars, Jacob the Jeweler, has just been arrested on charges of money laundering for a narcotics ring.

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Woah. Didn't see that coming. Really. I smell opportunity - Maybe I can get Jay Z and Rocafellas to wear my vintage jewelry now.

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