Paris Hilton heading the site for a week = proof that I mucked up the cron job that was supposed to have enabled scheduled posting.  Quod erat demonstrandum and all that.

Ah well, no use crying over spilled entries.  As a reward for your patience (which endureth all things), here's one commenter's analogy of faith as to the ongoing Paris Hilton prison saga:

This is like Christ's final days!