The Northeast U.S. is buried in snow.  

People trapped.  Transportation paralyzed.  Who ya gonna call?

Ullr, the Norse god of the slopes! 

Little has survived regarding this god of hoar-frost, who is commemorated in this pendant from the Asatru Alliance.  However, we do know that Ullr's divine attributes included skill in skiing, a trait that in recent years has given him new life as the legendary god of the slopes.  Fortunately, today's skiiers and snowboarders don't take along a bow to hunt game or to slay their competitors.

Ullr also has a new band of neopagan devotees, some of whom have revived the Nordic practice of swearing by Ullr's ring.  Alas, I don't have a picture of this fabled band, but here's a representive selection from an ancient poem, taken from a website seeking to reconstruct the ancient Nordic mythos:

Hon said:
"So be it with thee, Atli!
as toward Gunnar thou hast held
the oft-sworn oaths,
formerly taken -
by the southward verging sun,
and by Sigtý's hill,
the secluded bed of rest,
and by Ullr's ring. "

And who would want to restore the "heathen tribalism" of the snowy Norse?  A hearty band of faithful in snowbound New York!