In business news today, Penthouse has acquired Various, Inc., owner of sex and swingers community AdultFriendFinder.com, for five hundred million dollars. Also in the Various stable: BigChurch.com, a Christian dating site.

Talk about "unequally yoked"!*

Pictured above: didn't this guy on the BigChurch.com home page appear in, like, every porn movie made in the 1970s?

*In the "unequally yoked" link, the "Can Jews and Baptist Marry Blog" (now that's niche marketing!) asks the age-old question, "can a practicing Jew and a practicing Baptist co-exist?" I actually learned the answer to this on an old episode of Doctor Who. Turns out a Jew and Baptist can co-exist as long as they don't touch each other, but if they kiss the whole universe will collapse.

I don't even want to begin to tell you what can happen with a Zoroastrian and Pentecostal . . .