"Banned in Boston" used to mean something back in the day; now, the most Catholics in the Bay State can do is issue press releases taking offense.

Above: an Equinox fitness center ad I never would have heard about had not Boston's Catholic coalition been so vocal in protesting it.

Equinox' response:

Our ad campaigns are based on personal motivation and fantasy, and throughout history, the body has been considered a form of art.

I think mine's somewhere between cubism and the surreal.