So you're immersed in the whirl of New York Fashion Week and amidst all the chaos of celebrities and swag you experience a moment of existential crisis . . .

Is this all there is? 

Of course not, my child.  There's always New Jersey!

So ride across the river in your Cristal sailing ship . . .

and check out The Newark Museum, which always seems to have an exhibit or two on fashion, jewelry or cool crafts. 

Or if the thought of trading Bryant Park for Newark gives new spiritual depth to an evening of air kisses and Lindsey Lohan, just click away from style.com for a sec & check out the Museum's online archive of its 2004 exhibit Baubles, Bangles and Bling Bling, which includes a section on religion and personal adornment.