The video above attempts to lay the smacketh down on Christianity through a stylized montage echoing the style of the 911 Truth movement. Much of this will seem old hat--or old halo--to anyone remotely aware of comparative religion, but hey, it's an easy way to catch "Here Comes the Sun" until the Fab Four shows up on iTunes.

How will Christians defend the faith? Another heartwarming (ugh) video of a five-year-old girl reciting a psalm may do the trick for some, but I wouldn't be surprised to find believers taking a newfound interest in defending the Beatles' copyright.