Have yourself a merry pagan Christmas
Speaking of the reason for the season, American Atheists is selling a pagan solstice ornament "start a fresh Solstice tradition in your household."
Scoff if you will, but I think that Americans are more primed for this than you might think. Mother Nature, Heat Miser (the sun god), Cold Miser (the snow god)--what else is The Year Without a Santa Claus if not a pagan evangelistic tool? And of course, no self-respecting idolator could do without his (or her!) own household gods:

