Away in a manger is not only a hymn, it's also an apt description of what happens to baby Jesus in several nativity scenes each year--namely, he gets stolen. CrunchGear (via Wired?) reports that a Florida church has come up with a technological solution to a rash of creche-napping:

Their Baby Jesus™ keeps getting ripped off, even after they nailed it down (again with the Xmas irony), so they’re fitting it with a GPS tracker so that, if stolen again, they can track down their Jesus.