Tonight on Wife Swap: a mother who lives through her moto-cross-racing son trades places with a woman who worships Mother Earth and erects shrines for the fairies who live in trees. For some reason my picture uploading is dead, so instead I'll post a bit from the latter's household instructions:

We are a pagan family that treads lightly on the land and we worship Mother Earth and the Goddess in everything. I consider myself a green witch and have been called to explore our place in the 3- Fold Kingdom of Humans, Animals and Fairies, as well as re-establish our relationship with Mother Earth and her natural realm. I have a special interest in rebuilding the relationship between humans and fairies. As I progress in my spirituality I am able to access different levels of energetic beings.

And here are the changes she makes in the family centered on the motocross son:

Starling Household Rule Changes Mission Statement: Starlings, on the track you may be the fastest. But you are in the spiritual slow lane of life. There will be no more motocross. I have taped off the garage using the ancient symbol of the goddess. Starlings, you have spent so much time dirtying up the external world that now it's time to purge yourselves and become clean from within. You will all make personal altars and you will meditate on your internal selves. This week we will put aside everything that honors Justin Starling. It is time to honor Samantha. Justin, you will tend to all of our needs, and that means helping to cook, clean, do laundry and whatever else we need.