Today Chicago dyed its eponymous river green.

Today, bars in New York opened at 9 a.m. so people could get lubricated before the big parade.

Isn't it time we put the "Saint" back in St. Patrick's Day?

Here's a piece of jewelry attempting to do just that: 

--a green-beaded rosary with a St. Patrick medal.

But that's not the half of it.  Once you learn his hidden teachings, the revolutionary message of Saint Patrick will deeply stir your soul.  In fact, it might even change the way you think about your life.

Too bad I can't tell it to you, because I'm about to go out for green beer!